Yelping for Yelp

My new obsession right now is Yelp and this is my review for Yelp.

Customers who are really angry at a business like to take it out on them on Yelp.

Yelp is a place where angry customers like to try to ruin businesses by putting something on the internet for something that was a one time thing or an honest mistake that will forever be left on that businesses reputation.

Do you guys realize that chefs, cooks, waiters, and bartenders have bad/off days?

We are all not perfect and especially when you run a business nothing goes perfectly. I'm sorry that you came on a bad day and your perfect self didn't have the best lifetime experience that lived up to your perfect lifetime expectations but don't take your big perfect mouth and tell other people not to come to a business because YOU (and you're shitty taste buds) didn't like it, yes you like to have an opinion but please let other people come up with their own opinion.

Get. over. yourselves.

Yes I take it personal because I grew up in this restaurant. It's like someone coming into my home and shitting on it. And then telling the whole world that my home and family sucked. So screw you angry customers I will come to your home and shit on it.

But....in the end......To each their own.

Now onto "YELP"

Yelp- Calls my place of business every month and asks me to join their website.

For how much exactly?.......$300 a month!

For what exactly?......To make sure people are searching for us? 

I thought that the reason why you are calling me is because people started to search for us more and you think that we are suddenly sure rich and can give you $300 of our money every month?

Yelp- you are crazy. And thank you for posting an anonymous bad review on my business page.

So what have I decided to do? If you can't beat them...Join yelp!

The reason why everyone should read my comments and reviews on YELP is because I'm going to give positive reviews. I am only going to review every place I go to and give them good reviews and why I liked the place.

Check me out: Jennifer's YELP page