T.I.P.S. = To Insure Prompt Service
Especially when it's a restaurant/service situation.
I think it is absolutely cheap and disgusting when people demand good service and leave without tipping.
I feel that if you don't want to tip because your excuse is "I need the money more than the waiter" or "I don't have enough money" or "I think the service was bad".....DON'T DINE OUT.
Get your ass to the grocery store and buy some bread and peanut butter and jelly and make your own god damn food. And pour yourself unlimited amounts of water, and then clean up after your nasty ass.
Save your money for when you are ready to go out into the real world where real people are working really hard for their hard earned money by giving you prompt service.
When you take care of us...we take care of you.
I have a lot of "Regular No-tippers"...These bitches really have the nerve to ask for E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.
Hot sauce, Napkins, water, to-go cup for their left over soda, you name it...what ever is free, they want.
So I've come up with a payback plan for these regulars. I pretend I'm really busy for the first few minutes after they walk through the door....I seat them...and then I take their order after 10minutes of waiting, without bringing any water. I wait another 10minutes before putting in their order in the computer, bring them their drinks and then when their food is ready...I wait another 10minutes before I bring it out. Now...this only happens when its not busy. When its busy I try to get this person out of the restaurant as soon as possible because the table that their sitting at, can have an actual tipper sitting there.
The dining room at Golden Harvest is fairly small, it can have approximately 48 seats...legally. We have 2 large round tables that can fit up to 10 seats and we have booths that fit 4 maximum. When we have 5 people come in, they would sit at the round table. Which is we add an 18% gratuity to parties of 5 or larger.
Today for example: We had a group of 5 chinese people come in. My cousin gave them great prompt service and when the bill came, they asked why we added the gratuity on. My cousin said she felt bad but why? It's policy that we add it on, plus it was written on the menu that we do so when there is a party of 5 or more. When they were leaving, I asked the party if my cousins service did not deserve 18% gratuity? Guess what the mother fucker said?
He said "Yes she does but I wanted to give her more than just 18%"......Huh?! THEN DO IT! What's stopping you? What a dumb ass mother fucker....not only do you look cheap for even bringing the gratuity up but you look hella dumb for saying that last part.
The other day we had "Regular No-tippers" but these ladies I do not like. I seated them after letting them wait...and when it was time to pay..they brought their ticket up to the counter. (which means they're not going to tip) The bill was $19.97. My cousin was just going to put the $20 bill in the cashier drawer without giving them their $0.03 change. But I told her in mandarin "you better give them their 3 pennies back because they're going to need it" so she did, and this bitch waved her fist with the pennies in her palm over our tip jar and you can tell she was thinking "Should I? or Should I keep it?" It was hilarious watching her doing this motion, and while she was doing this, I was saying out loud to my cousin in mandarin
"Oh she's going to tip Oh nope she's not Oh she is" And guess what she did?
She kept the pennies.
I sooooo feel you on this!!!
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