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Hey Ya'll! (An elderly woman said it to me yesterday, so I thought I'd pass it on)

I just got back from my mini vacation from another mini vacation......Los Angeles!

I.LOVE.L.A!!!!!

I'm even considering moving down there...but honestly I wouldn't know what to do with myself. I mean I would love to eat and shop everyday but that's not realistic. I need to come up with a plan...

Anyways, I've been 26 now for about 20 days...(But who's counting?)...I've noticed some positives and negatives about being closer to 30....

Negatives:
-Hangovers come easier, last longer, and makes sure that I am crippled in the body so that I just lay all day
-My humor has gone to shit.

For example: A customer came in and told me this adorable joke....here it goes...
A three legged dog walks into a bar
the bartender asks "What can I get you?"
The dog replies: "Yeah! I want the mother fucker who shot my paw!"

Wait...I guess this joke doesn't work written...only verbally...but do you guys get it?

I didn't...for about 15 minutes...while the guy stared at my confused, blank face turning red with embarrassment for not getting his joke...

The joke was either bad, or I suck, or I'm getting old...either way its all bad!

Positives:
-I can rent a car (which I have not done nor will I anytime soon...boring)
-I recently purchased a Vegas deal on "Bloomspot" and had to be 25 years or older ($99 for 3 nights @ Treasure Island! Who's Ready!?!)
-I'm at the appropriate age to get married and have children (Which I am NOT ready for)
-My handwriting has improved! I remember when I was a little girl and I'd see grownups handwriting be super neat and legible and I would look down at mine....fail... I guess I'm officially a grown up now.

I guess the positives aren't really that positive for me...

:::sigh::: this blog is boring

On a positive note: I am currently reading "The Happiness Project" by: Gretchen Rubin

When I finish the book I will be working on my happiness project! Not so boring after all!

Being 26 is fun....I can't wait till I'm 30!